I M P O R T A N T
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Attn: North Pole Representatives and Christmas Helpers
2015 has been an exceptional year and we are pleased to announce that Santa's "Nice List" numbers are higher than they have ever been.
In order to facilitate the distribution of Nice List Notifications to good (and mostly good) children, Mr. Claus is requesting your assistance.
• a North Pole envelope template
• elf sized postage stamps
• three notes of encouragement from the North Pole Review Department + 2 blank notes
• three memos from Santa
• a short thank-you note from Santa for Christmas eve refreshments
|That is a small letter, not a giant hand.|
• Any grunging, sparkling, distressing, tearing, smudging or embellishing is to be done in your own workshop.
• Final letters can NOT be mailed through the silly muggle post. If your notifications require mailing, sending inside a full sized envelope with a note of explanation is suggested.