I went about as far from pretty as one can get and found myself in a deep dark conspiracy hole.
Not a pink floral paper in sight! Instead I've taken a trip into the basement of the J Edgar Hoover building and gone rummaging through the X-Files. (I'd totally wink at Foxy Mulder circa 1993.)
Flip those folders open (You HAVE to peek when something is marked "top secret" and "confidential") and you'll find top secret office memos and case files. What could possibly be so ultra important?!?!
Photographic evidence of aliens and Bigfoot of course!
They're grungy. They're messy. They ain't pretty... but I kinda love them!